Scene: me, pumping milk to squirt into the baby's eye, which is infected with pink eye.
Ben: *eyeing the output (note: he couldn't actually see anything, just the bottle sticking out from under my shirt)* "How does the store get gallons and gallons of milk?"
Me: "Well, that milk comes from cows."
Ben: "From the cow's privates, just like your milk comes from your privates?"
Me: "Uh, yes -- on cows it's called an udder. It's underneath of them."
Ben: "Oh yeah! I know what you're talking about. Boy and girl cows have udders."
Me: "No, only girl cows have udders. Only girls, cows and humans, make milk."
Ben: "What do boy cows make? Cheese?"
Me: "No, cheese comes from milk."
Ben: *thinking* "So, boys don't make anything, huh?"
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